Choose Windows. Choose the eXPerience.
Choose flashy menus on your fucking server.
Choose Exchange. Choose IIS.
Choose Code Red, Nimda, the Lovebug, and a sexy Melissa...
Choose Outlook and end up wondering where your stupid .docs are.
Choose not to choose. Let Micro$oft do it for you.

But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I choose not to be chosen: I choose something else.
The reasons? There are too many reasons.
And who needs reasons when you've got Linux?
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 (Kicking Ass Since 1994)
PS: Bend Over 'coz we're right behind you!!

"Follow the path of the devil,
and everybody will send you files in order to have your advice
             -- Fritz, 4:1"


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